My pirate name is:
Dirty Grace Cash

You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. You're musical, and you've got a certain style if not flair. You'll do just fine. Arr!
Get your own pirate name from fidius.org.
We're going to a pirate birthday party tonight, so I had to get the right name for the occasion. This sounds about right, although I didn't realize I was this dirty...
Thanks to Anne for pointing out the website!